Shane Dawson - Maybe This Christmas Lyrics
It's Christmas time and Santa's here,Making the children smileBut he's just a pedofileSo you better watch your child.Christmas trees in every houseCovered in shiny lightsBut they just turn brown and die,Or set your whole house on fireThese are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.Maybe this year I wont be sad on ChristmasMaybe I'll have a happy holiday.Replace my heart ache and my pain,With mistletoe and candy caneThis Christmas, could go my way.Having fun with all your friends,Sippin on that eggnog,But it just looks like jizzAll over your upper lips.House made out of ginger breadCookies like Christmas treesGiving ya heart diseaseAnd type 2 diabetes.These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.Maybe this year I wont be sad on ChristmasMaybe I'll have a happy holiday.Replace my heart ache and my pain,With mistletoe and candy caneThis Christmas, could go my way.I've never seen reindeer flyI've never heard the sleigh bells ringI've never seen a snowman come to lifeI've never heard the angels singBut I hope, and I preyThat maybe this Christmas dayThat'll change.Maybe this year I wont be sad on ChristmasMaybe I'll have a happy holiday.Replace my heart ache and my pain,With mistletoe and candy caneThis Christmas, could go my way.Maybe this year I wont be sad on ChristmasMaybe I'll have a happy holiday.Replace my heart ache and my pain,Let's just dance the night away.This Christmas, is going my way.Just Dance with me.
