Shane Dawson - High School: The Rap Lyrics
Rule number one:Act like you don't give a *****Here's your homeworkTry to get your peepee suckedRule number two:Avoid the caferteriaOr you'll get diarrheaRule number three:Find your posseJust not the crazy kids thatHangs underneath the crazy treeRule number four:No hot CheetosLooks like you're on your periodStrachting your ho-hoHigh school, it's a crazy timeThese are the ways that you stay aliveListen up, cos we got some toolsIn the form of rulesRule number five:Don't join the Harry Potter clubOr a jock will shoveA quidditch stick up your buttRule number six:When you need to take a pissDon't use a stallOr they're call you a baby dickRule number seven:Have fashion taste, short-shortsWill give you an under the waist sad faceOh, wait you don't know what that isIt's when you're fabric of your shortsGets caught in your ***** lipsHigh school, it's a crazy timeThese are the ways that you stay aliveListen up, cos we got some toolsIn the form of rulesRule number eight:Find a seat by your crushExcept in health classHerpes slides will ***** that upRule number nine:Try to ***** at a teacherGet caught, sue the schoolFor some cheddarRule number ten:If you're in a class you hateFake interested andMake a Taylor Swift face"*Gasp* You just blew my mindWow, teacher you're one of a kind."High school, it's a crazy timeThese are the ways that you stay aliveListen up, cos we got some toolsIn the form of rulesBreak down!Don't cheat off an AsianThey're over-ratedDon't bring ethnic food to classOr you'll be hatedDuct tape wallets are disgustingAnd they attract stray pubesIf you like a girlDon't ever call her "dude."Having lunch with a teacherIs super creepyDressing like an Anime characterIs also creepyCleaning your braces in publicIs really grossAnd lastlyJust remember this quoteHigh school, it's a crazy timeThese are the ways that you stay aliveSo don't give up cos it's just four yearsThen it disappears
