Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs Lyrics
Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fearsBut Im watching television, could you get me another beerTheres wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understandI must watch it all for I am a manAnd a man has needsAnd a man has desiresEternal fires that burn, burn, burnAnd a man he bleedsAnd a man he perspirestil the stains show on his shirtI missed our anniverary and the birth of our sonIt was beyond my control, my team was on a playoff runOh baby, baby, baby, you mean everything to meBut could you move your butt, youre blocking the tv?And a man has needsAnd a man has desiresEternal fires that burn, burn, burnAnd a man he bleedsAnd a man he does tireGets sleepy and naps on the couchOh baby, oh honey, oh darling, oh pudding, what are you doing with that suitcase? leaving me? what do you mean we dont communicate? were talking all the time. were talk about-- ooh! monster t! that little volkswagon aint got no chance against the cowcrusher! cmon cowcrusher, crush that little volks-- youre gone. I hope she left me one of them pudding pops. theyre tasty.And a man has needsAnd a man has desiresEternal fires that burn, burn, burnAnd a man he bleedsAnd he shops at canadian tireAnd he always keeps his couponsAnd a man has needsAnd a man has desiresEternal fires that burn, burn, burnAnd a man he bleedsAnd a man he expiresAnd he cried when wayne gretzky retired
