Arrogant Worms - William Shakespeare's In My Cat Lyrics
I never much believed in reincarnationThought it was only peoples imaginationBut now Im forced into some reconsiderationcause somethings happened to my catThat deserves some explanationWilliam shakespeares in my catMy kitty is the bardHe used to be a playwrightNow hes digging up the yardHes still a cat in most respectsHe likes to meow and purrBut now I introduce him as the catThat wrote richard the thirdI took him to see phantomHe said it was quite niceBut he cant go see miss saigonUntil he kills some mice(until he kills some mice)William shakespeares in my catIt sometimes seems so deepThe guy who wrote twelfth nightChews on my socks while Im asleepIm really quite impressedI own the cat who wrote macbethBut if somethings rotten in this stateIts just his fishy breathcause he wrote romeo and julietBut his greatest story yetIs coming back as someones petAnd gettin neutered by the vetHe got his paws caught in a netThen he said to be or not to meeeow!William shakespeares in my catHe rarely ever talksHe makes his loudest statementsStanding in the litter boxHe sleeps on all my shelvesAnd throws my books about the houseIt doesnt sound like proseWhen he bats his squeaky mouseSam becketts plays are witty,Same thing for bernard shaw,Oscar wilde is pretty,But none of them have paws(none of them have paws)William shakespeares in my catHe chases bits of fluffJohn miltons in my goldfishBut I never liked his stuffIm thinking that franz kafkaReally came back as a bugAnd I hope andrew lloyd webberWill stay underneath my rugcause he wrote romeo and julietBut his greatest story yetIs coming back as someones petAnd gettin neutered by the vetHe got his paws caught in a netThen he said to be or not to meeeow!Take it, trevor!(trevors solo on what sounds like a jews-harp-style instrument)He wrote romeo and julietBut his greatest story yetIs coming back as someones petAnd gettin neutered by the vetHe got his paws caught in a netThen he said to be or not to meeeow!
