Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On The Plane Lyrics
I bought a ticket to Australia for my holidayFigured itd be just the thing to wash the stress awayGot my boarding pass and found out alasThat I was seated in the middle rowThe businessman beside me smelt like Old Spice and ginThe lady to the left was talking about her granchildrenTwo kids behind me were screaming for their momShe was screaming back, I wonder how comeI got the worst seat on the planeBy the time I land Ill be insaneMy legs are starting to go numbAnd I just wanna kill someoneI got the worst seat on the planeBladders full and backs in painNext time I have somewhere to goThink Ill ride my bicycleI couldnt go to sleep cause the pillows too damn awkwardSo I tried to watch the movie but it starred Kevin CosnerThe earphones hurt my head and the reading light was deadAnd then the pilot said turbulence is on the wayThe coffee on my tray was now on my lapThe old lady beside me had a heart attackThe children screeched so loud I thought my skull would crackThe businessman turned blue and threw up on my backI got the worst seat on the planeBy the time I land Ill be insaneMy legs are starting to go numbAnd I just wanna kill someoneI got the worst seat on the planeBladders full and backs in painNext time I have somewhere to gothink i'll just rent a videoAfter seven hours I could take no moreSo I tried to open the emergency doorBut the flight attendant tackled me to the floorShe said "Go back to your seat, dear"I said Id rather get off hereI got the worst seat on the planei think im now i am insaneMy legs are both complete numbAnd I wanna kill everyoneI got the worst seat on the planemy Bladder burst my back in painNext time I wonderlessi'll take the busi got the worst seat in the plane (x7)
