Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks Lyrics
I hate the skydome and the CN Tower tooI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario ZooThe rents too high, the airs uncleanThe beaches are dirty and the people are meanAnd the women are big and the men are dumbAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slumThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dorkThey dress real bad and they think they're New YorkIn Toronto, Ontario"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"I hate Thunder Bay and OttawaKitchener, Windsor, and OshawaLondon sucks and the Great Lakes suckAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point SucksI took a trip to ONtario to visit Brian MulrooneyHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a treeI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the orgon at the time!"Ontariio Sucks"actually, now tha I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt"I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weirdAnd Prince Edward Island is too smallNova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bankNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mallQuebec is revolting and it makes me madOntario sucks, Ontario sucks,"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. NOw isn't that stupid!?"Saskatchewan is boring and the people are oldAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"'cause Alberta doesn't suckBut Calgary does
