Arrogant Worms - Tv Weather Guy Lyrics
My father was a lawyer, moms at universityMy brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d.My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he skyBut I am the most famous, Im a tv weather guyHe smiles at the camera and tells a little jokeH e always says its sunny if the telestrators brokeThinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the skyBut hes got a steady income as a tv weather guyThey said that Im not qualified to be on the tvDont know celsius from fahrenheit so I just say degreesI just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of liesAnd end up being right more than the guy on channel fiveHe smiles at the camera and tells a little jokeHe always says its sunny if the telestrators brokeThinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the skyBut hes got a steady income as a tv weather guyOn saturdays I must be out of bed by five a.m.Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lensGreeting all the viewers with a hi-hi-hip-hello!cause its the day I have to host a kiddie cartoon showHe smiles at the camera then to his puppet sockHe raves about the crayon drawings of the family dogDid a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cryHes a lousy clown but a good tv weather guyThey said that Im not cute enough to be an anchormanNot tough enough for sports and for the arts I was too blandBut I know that some day I will reach my tv goalWhen I guest star on baywatch or 90210til then Ill smile at the camera and tell a little jokeHe always says its sunny if the telestrators brokeHe wonders why big storms are always named for other guysBut hes got a steady income as a tv weather guyHes got a steady income as a tv weather guy!
