Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry Lyrics
Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferryIt's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island FerryThe Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferryIt's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferryIt's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island FerryThe Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferryIt's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!General Wolfe beat General Montcalm on the Plains of AbrahamAnd because of this, they liked him an awful lot in KingstonThe town was named Kingston in the county FrontenacSo they spotted an island, and they called it Wolfe Island!Oh, it's got a couple highways and a really nice restaurantCalled the "General Wolfe", and it's named after General WolfeWho won a couple of battles and had an island named after himIt's a really nice place and a good port to smuggle booze in from the StatesOh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferryIt's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island FerryThe Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferryIt's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any wolvesOr any source of animals, except for a couple of seagullsWho are really lazy, and so they land on the ferryAnd that way, they don't have to fly all the way to Wolfe IslandOh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any fairiesCause fairies, unlike seagulls, don't really mind the flyingThey fly over to Wolfe Island sprinkling fairy dust all overExcept it's really more like battery acid and it burns your skin until you dieWell, they've got lots of potatos and Anne of Green GablesOh crap, that's Prince Edward IslandSometimes I get confused when I switch my medicationBut I can see the bunny!Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferryIt's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island FerryThe Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferryIt's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!
