Arrogant Worms - A Night On Dildo Lyrics
Umm, so this is a song about newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas,E we can read!Yeah, we can read!Yeah, literacy!Oh newfoundland, oh newfoundland, ya island in the seaI love you oh so very much, I joined the ministryTo show you people round the rock when tourist seasons hereAlthough in my opinion it s a gem throughout the yearWell if youre one for swimming, dont think its outta reachYou can go and take a dip along groswater beachI know the names misleading, thats quite a problem hereInstead lets go to goobies and have ourselves a beerFrom woody point to come-by-chance to good ol ferrylandCome take a look at gander, blackheads mighty grandDont let the names deceive you, newfoundlands mighty fineSo spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the timeWell you can go to blow-me-down before it gets to dark (gasp)Oh sorry maam, I should have said, thats our provincial parkTheres also whippet harbour, or maybe butter potOr maybe Ill just hit the pub Im feeling like a shotWell you can sail on quidi vidi, or look at joe batts armTheres placentia and theres cow head (mooo!), theyre so full of charmGet married down in kilbride, have a party in hate bayOr have some screech in fogo and forget about the dayFrom woody point to come-by-chance to good ol ferrylandCome take a look at gander, blackheads mighty grandDont let the names deceive you, newfoundlands mighty fineSo spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the timeOkay, the drinkin verse*sing drunkenly here*From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol ferrylandCome take a look at gander, blackheads mighty grandDont let the names deceive you, newfoundlands mighty fineSo spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the timeSo spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the timeSo spend a night on dildo if you think youve got the timeCod!Special thanks to fiona younger for the spelling of some placenames.
