Arrogant Worms - Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics
I'm a shark I'm a sharkA killer of the oceanI'm a shark I'm a sharkSilently I strikeI'm a shark I'm a sharkI'm dumber than a treeI only have three thoughtsAnd they are eat, swim... eatHe's a shark he's a sharkI was swimming in the oceanHe's a shark he's a sharkI got picked up by a boatA team of lonely fishermanSold me to the cityAnd now my name is BillyI'm a theme park sharkBilly the theme park sharkPreforming tricks for tourists at fee five bucks a headBilly the theme park sharkHe looks just like a killer but he's too well fedThe sight of blood is what put me in a frenzyNow it means that it's time to clean the poolI'm a shark I'm a sharkI'm swimming in a poolHe's a shark he's a sharkI dont have to fight for foodI get three meals a dayAnd some extra on the weekendsAnd i'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan(who has a dental plan)Billy the theme park sharkJumping at a football that's suspended overheadBilly the theme park sharkHe looks just like a killer but he's too well fedHe's a shark he's a sharkAnd I'm not in my natual habitatHe's fat and old and lazyBut I'm happier hereI really hope these activists don't free Billy'Cause out there in the wild I'd be deadThen one day just after a performanceHe barfed up a flounder on the owner of the parkBilly the theme park sharkPreforming tricks for tourists and throwing up his mealBilly the theme park sharkNow he's been replaced by a juggling sealOh Billy (Billy), Billy (Billy)The number one attraction of an aquabatic zooOh Billy (Billy), Billy (Billy)The poster fish of tourism Iowa!
