Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze Lyrics
There are many wonders in the USAThe cities and the people, and Disney World, hooray!But coming back to Canada with joy the heart does ooze'Cause when you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.You buy a bottle of boozeYou buy a bottle of boozeWhen you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.You buy a bottle of boozeYou buy a bottle of boozeWhen you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.I was traveling with a gentleman who didn't like to drinkWhen we got to the border, I commenced to thinkI said, "Do me a favour" and he did not refuseWhen we got to the border, he bought me a bottle of booze.You buy a bottle of boozeYou buy a bottle of boozeWhen you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.You buy a bottle of boozeYou buy a bottle of boozeWhen you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.You may be in a comedy act, touring through the 'StatesYou're playing hard in country bars, things aren't going greatA fight breaks out at the pool table, you run before you bruiseBut you call the tour successful and buy a bottle of booze.You buy a bottle of boozeYou buy a bottle of boozeWhen you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.You buy a bottle of boozeYou buy a bottle of boozeWhen you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.OK, the sad verse now, the sad verse:A friend of mine came to me, his face awash in tearsFor he could afford the spirit that gave him cheers (aww)I said, "Aw! Stop yer cryin'! I'll wash away those blues...When I was at the border, I bought ya a bottle of booze!"You buy a bottle of booze (hey!)You buy a bottle of booze (hey!)When you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.You buy a bottle of booze (hey!)You buy a bottle of booze (hey!)When you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.You buy a bottle of booze (hey!)You buy a bottle of booze (hey!)When you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze.HEY!