Arrogant Worms - Boy Band Lyrics
Uh-huh, c'mon, give me some, now.You know something girl?I'm thinking about you right now.You don't wanna know what I'm thinking about you girl,Or do you?Girl you think i'm the bombBut i'm old enough to be dating your mom, and i didShe wasn't that badBut you're grounded if you tell your dadThat you like the way we danceWith rock hard abs and plastic pants.You give us teddy bears,And in return we shave our chest hairs (yeah, we're so manly)Cuz we're singing in a boy band,The words are stupid and the music's blandWe'll never see a dime from selling out to the man,yeah, we're a boy bandWe say we met in church,but we're a product of market research, (oh, we lied)We sing about sex,to little girls who shouldn't think about sex yetit's not like they listen (it's not like they care)Cuz when we sweat our bodies glistenWe like the color blue, (blue, blue, blue)And we're appearing at a mall near you (right beside the food court)Cuz we're singing in a boy band,The words are stupid and the music's blandNo one likes us here but we're big in Japan,Yeah, we're a boy bandThrow your hands up in the air and wave 'em aroundlike you just don't careyou just don't care, you just don't care,now bring your hands down from the airCuz we're singing in a boy bandthe words are stupid and the music's blandanother pollutant in the pop wasteland,Yeah, we're a boy bandyeah, we're a boy bandYeah, we're a boy band
