Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain Lyrics
I bought me an auto, an 81 ford escort wagonNow the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be dragginI feel like a schlemiel, my mechanics fit for hanginI got to go to rust check , bout the price Ill be hagglinI cant drive it home because the muffler it be sagginGot a car full of painSatans is my engine, beelzebubs in my trunkMephistopheles at the wheel because Im too gosh darn drunkBaals my passenger and lucifers beside himA demons in the coolant, I got bats in the transmissionThis escort needs an exorcism, pan is to blameGot a car full of painI put a tiger in my tank, I let a champ spark my gasNow I gots a demon in the hood, a pain in the assI think the seats are broken (oh, no)Okay play us some blues on that harpBlind lemon trevor![insert trevors cool harmonica solo here]Please, please mister, take your blessed wrenchCast out this demon horde and replace the brimstone stenchWith the smell of gasoline, a heavenly muffled roarIll worship you oh speedy man, mister goodwrench even moreLet it run, let it run, let it run, oh god, let it runAnd now it purrs just like a kitten, it roars just like a lion (roar!? what? )I purrs just like a temple golden carved by the mayansHere comes the mechanic, oh no, how much?Four hundred bucks, you piece of slime, you smell and you suckYour father was a jackal, your moms his sisters *****Got a car full of painYeah I got a car full of painI got a car full of painI got a car full of painGot a car full of painI got a car full of painI got a car full of painCar full of, car full of, car full of painHey
