Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics
Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate taleI speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jailVegtables live in oppression, served on out tables each nightThis killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fightSalads are only for murderers, cole slaws a fascist regimeDont think that they dont have feelings, just cause a radish cant screamIve heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeledGrated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?Carrot juice constitutes murder.. greenhouses prisons for slavesIts time to stop all this gardening.. lets call a spade a spade.I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blueIf he ever touches a sprout again, Ill bite him clean in twoIm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cagecause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rageI told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour..Id kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflowerIve heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeledGrated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?Carrot juice constitutes murder.. greenhouses prisons for slavesIts time to stop all this gardening.. lets call a spade a spade.How low as people do we dare to stoopMaking our broccolis bleed in the soupUntie your beans, uncage your tomatoesLet potted plants free, dont mash that potato!Ive heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeledGrated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?Carrot juice constitutes murder.. greenhouses prisons for slavesIts time to stop all this gardening.. lets call a spade a spade.Is a spade is a spade is a spade is a... spade
