Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues Lyrics
Christmas is here, where did the time go?Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and goI use to like christmas, but every year it gets worseGettin gift to six billion people is just too much damn workGot the christmas blues, man this job is killin meAnd most of these stupid new houses dont even have chimneysI use to be jolly, now Im depressedHad a twinkle in my eye, now Ive got a bullet proof vestCuz if the pace dont kill me, some gun totin yahoo willThey keep on shootin at me like Im some sort of big fat red criminalGot the christmas blues, Im starting to seeThat I gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookiesMan, I hate kids, especially their lettersCuz I always give em some stuff, man, but they always say they want somethin betterWell, maybe Im getting cranky cuz Im gettin oldBut I just feel like giving all them stupid little brats great big lumps of coalI got the christmas blues, man, enoughs enoughNext year you can find some other sucker to deliver all this stuffI got the christmas blues, I tell you, Im gonna quitGonna find me a steady job with good benefitsHo ho ho? I dont think so!
