Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover Lyrics
The holidays are over, youve gained twenty poundsThe cats choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the groundThere are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of billsYes, the holidays are over and you are feeling illHave a happy christmas hangoverIts the most miserable time of the yearThe eggnogs made you fat, the party is overcept for your wacky uncle who is still drinking your beerTurkeys great on christmas but after a whole monthOf turkey pie and stew you start to dread lunchBreakfast is more frightening for all there is to eatIs fourteen christmas cakes and a bag of cranberriesHave a happy christmas hangoverIts the most miserable time of the yearYour uncles in the bathroom and grannys on the sofaAnd you start to wish that theyd just disappearYou ate too many liquor-filled chocolatesGot no money left in your pocketsBut at least you got lots ofUgly sweaters and bow ties and socksYoure skin is pale and pasty, your energy is spentAlong with all the money you need to pay the rentThe children are all crying cuz theyve broken all their toysIs this misery worth one day of joy?Have a happy christmas hangoverIts the most miserable time of the yearYour uncle has passed out on granny on the sofaAnd you start to wish that you could disappear
