Arrogant Worms - Christmas Is Almost Here Lyrics
Christmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereAaahhhggggrrr!Its just five days till christmas, I havent done a thingDont even have a christmas tree, I am panickingMost lots are all sold out, I search until the nightI end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blightChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereAaahhhggggrrr!Its four days till christmas, still have to decorateSpend hours in the basement until I find the crateOf lights and bulbs and popcorn strings, tangled in a knotThen I spend the day separating what Ive gotChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereAaahhhggggrrr!Its three days till christmas, I spent all day writing cardsI started writing letters now I just say best regardsI shove em in a mailbox and to the mall I goTo get gifts for jim and jane and tim and uncle joe (and aunt mavis and aunt beatrice and grandpa and grannie....)Christmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereAaahhhggggrrr!Two days till christmas, a million things to doClean the house, put on tea, company is dueWhere are my relatives, why havent showed upI bet theyre at the airport I forgot to pick them upChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereAaahhhggggrrr!Christmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereAaahhhggggrrr!Christmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereAaahhhggggrrr!Christmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is almost hereChristmas is here!Its finally christmas, the kids wake me up at fiveI fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-aliveSpend all day serving company, then fall down inertIf these are my holidays Id rather stay at work
