Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks Lyrics
One year I got a dog for christmasAnd I gave it to the boy next doorThen I gave him my bike and my moms bank cardCuz thats what christmas is forI used to give a lot at christmasYou might say I gave to muchUntil my family was broke and we had no place to liveThats why christmas sucksI went down to the mall each christmasHad to the santa what to bringA train, a bike, a pony and a great big pile of cashAnd please dont get my sister anythingBut the shopping mall santa has been drinkingHis nose is red from years of drinking scotchHe probably wont remember whats on my christmas listThis father christmas sucksChristmas sucks, christmas sucksGetting stuff is much for funYou gotta look out for number oneChristmas sucksChristmas became worse as years went byIt was the most dreaded time of yearMy parents got me clothes that just werent coolWhen all I want is money to buy beerThere was a girl at church who I was sweet onSo in the christmas play I was the oxI really think she liked me til I stepped on baby jesusEven for our saviour christmas sucksChristmas sucks, christmas sucksGetting stuff is much for funYou gotta look out for number oneChristmas sucksNow that I am thirty-eight years oldThe only things I get are ties and socksMy kids are never happy with whats under the treeSoon theyll understand christmas sucksWhoa, every freakin year christmas sucksChristmas sucksChristmas sucksChristmas sucksHey! hey! hey!Christmas sucks
