Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues Lyrics
Hey kid, why the long faceIs it cuz santa clause is flying right over your placeYouve been a bad kid all yearSo quit you snivellin sucker now and mop up them tearsYou dont deserve a damn thingYoure not even cute and your attitude stinksIt must suck to be youNobody likes you so what can you doYou think you got problems kid, you think you got strifeBut come each december do you fear for your lifeOh well, Im your turkey, baby, so your troubles are smallNow Im stuffed on your table, Im a tasty butterballCuz Ive got the christmas turkey bluesIf you got your necked ripped out then youd have them tooCuz Ive got the christmas turkey bluesYou chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy tooLets take a walk! gobble, gobble baby!You sir, you look like heckDidnt you get your christmas bonus chequeOr maybe your woman left youRipped your heart right out of your chest and spat on it tooIs that why youre reeking of ginYou look disheveled and theres drool on your chinYou thought that this love would lastBut she said, merry christmas, baby and she booted your assWell thats tough for you mister, too bad about your ordealHow about getting stuffed in the wintertime, see how you feelI dont get to yank no bones or make me a wishIt wont be long til Im just some scraps on your dishCuz Ive got the christmas turkey bluesIf your butt was stuffed and roasted then youd have then tooIve got the christmas turkey bluesYou chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy tooCuz Ive got the christmas turkey bluesOh, you know what its like having the christmas turkey blues, baby?I tell you -- hey, what are you doing with that axe?Oh no, oh no, oh no, baby, no!Well, now that Im here on your plate, what do you want?You want some white meat or some dark meat, leg, breast, or thigh?Hey, you ought to see my giblet you knowOh, oh, oh!Cuz Ive got the christmas turkey bluesWouldnt you just rather have some ham, or how about some chicken...
