Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman Lyrics
Watchin television one afternoonLookin for a movie or a good cartoonStopped by a stations commercial breakWhen suddenly Im faced with a heartacheThe woman of my dreams is plain in viewSellin me a can of liver stewI said dog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanYou steal my heart, and you take my soulEvery time I see you fill fidos bowlNow I watch tv 20 hours a dayJust to watch your commercials playIf someday your love was in reachId be all yours honey, you could put me on a leashYou love that dog, could you love a man?I make my own gravy when you show that canI said dog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanYou steal my heart, and you take my soulEvery time I see you fill fidos bowlI figure the only way shell notice meIs if I buy what shes sellin on tvSo I stop at the local shopping mallHead to the pet store and buy it allGo to the bank and empty my savingsSo I can buy more of what spot is cravingSpent all my money by accidentCant buy groceries or pay the rentGot evicted now I live on the streetCrunchy kibbles all I got to eatMy breath is real bad, my tongues turning blackBut Ive got a nice shiny coat of hair on my backI said dog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanYou steal my heart, and you take my soulEvery time I see you fill fidos bowl(dogs barking and howling)Yeah, take it for a walk!I said dog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanDog food (dog food)Dog food womanYou steal my heart, and you take my soulEvery time I see you fill fidos bowl