Arrogant Worms - Great To Be A Nerd Lyrics
Its great to be a nerd, its great to be a nerdThe only light we ever see is from our moniterWe argue about comic books and internet connectionsThe biggest highlight of the year is the star trek conventionOur towns not big enough to sign up any starsBut we once met a red shirt who was phasered by a borg(man, he knew mr. sulu!) (what? )Its great to be a nerd, its great to be a nerdWe wear our star trek uniforms and talk like captain kirkWe have our own heroes who we try to emulateI dream of one day being as sexy as bill gatesWe hate watching sports cause were reading carl saganBut wed watch the olympics if they played dungeons and dragons(Im a hobbitt! ha ha ha ha!)Its great to be a nerd, its great to be a nerdWe think tolkein was a genius and shakespeare was a turdWe rarely get a date or get talked to by a girlUnless theyre having trouble with their algebra homeworkWere emotionally bereft and were sexually frustratedBut we can download photographs of agent scully *****Its great to be a nerd, its great to be a nerdWe know the truth is out there but wed have to leave our roomWe are the nerds in your neighbourhoodPolyesters a fashion statementBut theres more room on the beach for youcause were locked in our basementIts great to be a nerd, its great to be a nerdWe like to wear colours that do not appear in natureIts great to be aPoorly-dressed fashionlessStar trekking roleplayingNinety pound when wet downPasty skinned pop drinkingUnderfed geniusYes, its great to be a nerd
