Arrogant Worms - Head In The Freezer Lyrics
When I'm dead put my head in the freezerRight beside the corn and the peasI may be dead but I am not deceased, dearOne day science will re-animate meOh I heard about the rich who when they dieGet themselves frozen cryogenic-wiseI know we can't afford to hire no companyWhen my heart don't beat no more and I lay rigourmortisouslyBut we got that freezer up on top our fridgeCan't squeeze in my whole body, baby, I'm just way too bigHow I wish we had afforded that fancy FrigidaireSo you'd just have to chop off my legs and my derriereWhen I'm dead put my head in the freezerRight beside the corn and the peasI may be dead but I am not deceased, dearOne day science will re-animate meOh I know baby, you're up for the taskYou'll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrapUsing Tupperware, 'cause you care, and out of concernThat I'd come back to life with a case of freezer burnWhen I'm dead put my head in the freezerRight beside the corn and the peasI may be dead but I am not deceased, dearOne day science will re-animate meOh when I thaw, when I thawHope my new body's six feet tall or moreAnd if you can't find a man in timeGet a horse, I might make a nice centaurOh you'll see my face each night in your dreamsAnd when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice creamBut don't worry honey, soon I'll be back on earthWhen they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys firstWhen I'm dead put my head in the freezerRight beside the corn and the peasYou can dispose of my body at your leisureYou know, I don't think that it ever suited meWhen I'm dead put my head in the freezerRight beside the corn and the peasI may be dead but I am not deceased, dearOne day science will re-animate me
