Arrogant Worms - Horizon Lyrics
From the deepest, darkest depths of...whitby!Comes this sordid tale of speed...Murderous mayhem..Cataclysmic combustion...Picturesque powered pistons...Accellerating automotive alarms...Stunningly stupifying stereo stunts!One man... a dream... a car... a 1984... plymouth... horizon...I loved the car from tail to grillI wouldnt change a thingI wouldnt trade the ashtrayFor the queens engagement ringBut things they started going wrongAnd went from bad to worseThe clutch went kinda funnyThen I couldnt use reverseStill I loved my babyAnd would not admit defeatJust because it left a trailOf rust along the streetIt kept on running bravelyOn duct tape and a prayerPlus a monthly tribute toThe guy who did repairsIt all seems so unfair (the man was glad the day he bought)Horizon!Horizon!Till one day on the parking lotThey called 401My car became the meat betweenA buick-honda bunI saw some parts go flyingThat you really need to driveMy car had become roadkillThough it never was aliveLeft a muffler in the passing laneA hubcap in the slowThe windshield on the medianA headlight in the snowAnd as I skidded off the roadThe other drivers laughedMy middle-finger greetingWould be my epitaphDeath would come at last (here lies the man who dared to buy)Horizon!Now I look at my bent fenderThe twisted wheel rimI wonder if horizonWill ever drive againBut I know that this was not the endRoad warriors die hardAnd I signed this mr. iacocasOrgan donor cardThe steel will get recycledAnd theyll build another carBigger, faster, strongerAn automotive starMy quest will then beginAnd revenge will soon be mineAs I drive my gleaming three-doorOrange chrysler frankensteinSearching for that buickTo try to end its daysWell settle off the scoreAnd then well drive away (the sun will rise again on the)Horizon!My horizon!My horizon!
