Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow!!!! Lyrics
I am cow, hear me mooI weigh twice as much as youAnd I look good on the barbecueYogurt, curd, cream cheese and buttersMade from liquid from my uddersI am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)I am cow, eating grassMethane gas comes out my assAnd out my muzzle when I belchOh, the ozone layer is thinnerFrom the outcome of my dinnerI am cow, I am cow, Ive got gasI am cow, here I standFar and wide upon this landAnd I am living everywhereFrom b.c. to newfoundlandYou can squeeze my teats by handI am cow, I am cow, I am cowI am cow, I am cow, I am cow!