Arrogant Worms - I Am Not American Lyrics
I am not American,Though I live in North AmericaWhich is part of the AmericasWhich should make me an AmericanGeographically Canadians,Are certainly AmericansAs are Venisallians,But not HawaiiansThey're out in the middle of the OceanJust like the U.S. Virgin Islands,Who shoudn't say they are Americans,Or even VirginsHow could two whole continents,Lose their name to one ConstituteWhere were we when the U.S. went,And took the word American away?But to be fair to them,Their other name options,Like U.S.A.ers or United Statesians,Were pretty badStill I want to be as American,As the French are European,Or those in Antarctica are AntarcticanEven if they're just penguinsThat leaves us Canadians as Northern North American,But Alaskas Norther curse themWe're surrounded by AmericansAmericans, Americans!I just called those U.S.A.ers AmericansA name meant for two continents not just themFor if I said I was American,People would probably think I came from MaineStill I think I have a plan,Let's become Antarctican,And join up with the penguinsFor just like them, we're not American!
