Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road Lyrics
All towns have a placeWhere decent drivers are not safeWhere traffic law is touch and goWhere the posted limit does not bindAnd half the drivers seem to blindAnd the other half is stupid, whoa, whoa, whoaWell Billy-Bob and Bobby-SueAnd little Jimmy-Jerry and Betty-BooAll know it's dangerous to goDown on Idiot RoadDown on Idiot Road they drive real fastThey never put their signal on when they want to passThey cut you off as they talk on their cell phones (Down on Idiot Road)Granny's doing thirty on the passing laneThe tailgater behind you got his bumper on your brainWhere people think that stop means goDown on Idiot RoadThe guy beside you picking his noseStarts running you off the roadYou give him a honk and he gives you the fingerSo you swerve into the passing laneBut the idiot is doing the sameAnd your turnoff's coming up, whoa, whoa, whoaSo a three lane change you try to pullWhen some guy on a bicyclePuts his spandex butt where you need to goDown on Idiot RoadDown on Idiot Road they drive real fastThey never put their signal on when they want to passThey cut you off as they talk on their cell phones (Down on Idiot Road)Granny's doing thirty on the passing laneThe tailgater behind you got his bumper on your brainWhere people think that stop means goDown on Idiot RoadDown on Idiot RoadDown on Idiot RoadDown on Idiot Road
