Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob Lyrics
If you havent heard of meI wouldnt be surprisedI bet you know my relativesTheir names will never dieMy mother is a saintAnd my brother is a godBut all I am is jesus brother bobJesus brother bob, jesus brother bobA nobody relative of the son of godIf only Id been born just a little soonerId be more than the brother of God juniorI have to take the ferryTo cross the galileeBut not my brotherNo not himHe walks across for freeI finally get to workbout a quarter after nineAlready hes turning water into wineJesus brother bob, jesus brother bobA nobody relative of the son of godIf only Id been born just a little soonerId be more than the brother of God juniorOne day when I was homeI heard a mighty r oarThere were a thousand peopleRight outside the doorHelp us, jesus, help us!Came the cheering from the mobBut then they got a look at meOh nuts, its only bobJesus brother bob, jesus brother bobA nobody relative of the son of godIf only Id been born just a little soonerId be more than the brother of God juniorHe died upon the crossI thought that I was freeFinally people would get to knowMe for me(hi bob, hi!)This was my big chanceTo finally get aheadThe next thing you knowHes rising from the deadJesus brother bob, jesus brother bobA nobody relative of the son of godIf only Id been born just a little soonerId be more than the brother of God juniorEverybody!Jesus brother bob, jesus brother bobA nobody relative of the son of godIf only Id been born just a little soonerId be more than the brother of God juniorA-bob
