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  • I once was a happy man
  • Of sound and stable mind
  • Then my neighbour got a dog
  • He put a ribbon on its head
  • To make it cute
  • But it still looked like
  • A chihuahua
  • He had me over
  • To watch it sit and beg
  • It bit my knee
  • And made love to my leg
  • Now it barks all the night
  • And all of the day
  • Whenever its not peeing on my lawn
  • I didnt get to sleep last night
  • Till very late
  • The stupid dog barked
  • And grred
  • I woke up late
  • And ran to catch the bus
  • But I slipped on a turd
  • I was certain
  • It wasnt one of mine
  • With that that dog
  • Had crossed over the line
  • I wanted to exterminate
  • It and all its kind
  • From my lovely little suburb
  • Im gonna kill the dog next door
  • Aint gonna bark anymore
  • cause this is judgment day
  • The little runt has got to pay
  • No more turds on my lawn
  • That stupid mutt will soon be gone
  • Im gonna kill kill kill
  • Kill kill kill kill that dog
  • I see the little monster
  • In my garden
  • So I grab an axe and off I go
  • And I try my best to get it
  • All I do is sever my big toe
  • My neighbour comes
  • Outside to calm me
  • He says his dog and me
  • Should just be friends
  • He puts his little pet
  • In my forgiving hands
  • Then it starts to bite
  • So I strangle it with all my might
  • Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh
  • Im gonna kill the dog next door
  • Aint gonna bark anymore
  • cause this is judgment day
  • The little runt has got to pay
  • No more turds on my lawn
  • That stupid mutt will soon be gone
  • Im gonna kill kill kill
  • Kill kill kill kill that dog
  • Now the little mutts
  • In doggie heaven
  • I strangled it to death
  • And now Im free
  • But my trouble aint
  • Quite over
  • My neighbour called
  • The cops on me
  • I end up at
  • The police station
  • Where I am told
  • That I must pay
  • A three hundred
  • Dollar fine
  • (*long pause*)
  • Wow!!
  • What a great value!
  • I think Ill kill my neighbour too!
  • Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh!
  • Im gonna kill the guy next door
  • Wont call the cops anymore
  • I never liked him anyway
  • Three hundred isnt much to pay!
  • There are turds on my lawn
  • They must be his, his dog is gone
  • Im gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
  • Kill kill kill kill kill kill
  • Kill kill kill kill kill that guy

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