Arrogant Worms - Let's Go Bowling Lyrics
Well grab your shoes, and grab your ballsAnd lets head to those heavenly hallsSit on down and grab a beerBecause bowling time is pretty nearTortured men forget their painWhen they head to the bowling laneLets go bowlingLets go bowling, got a couponLets go bowling, for a free gameLets go bowlingLets go bowling, lets go bowlingLets do it nowBecause wrestlemanias fine by meMonster trucks are a sight to seeA cultured like thats nice and allBut there aint nothing better than a bowling ballYou know the sport that God would chooseIs the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoesLets go bowlingLets go bowling, got a couponLets go bowling, from a juice canLets go bowlingLets go bowling, lets go bowlingLets do it nowYes bowling! the sport of kings! the sport of queens!The sport of dukes... earls... moes... johns... anything thatLooks good when its embroidered on a polyester shirt.And you know, bowling takes on this almost religiousSignificance because its so much like a religion.I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and its gotThe holy trinity: the father, the son, and the...Thumbhole. and as you roll the ball down the alley ofLife, striking out the pagan religions of the past, sparing them theAnguish of their lives in the gutter, framing their existence in anEternal metaphysicalness something like the 7-10 split!Well be bowling in moosejaw (yeah, yeah)Well be bowling in hickton (yeah, yeah)Well be bowling in gander (yeah, yeah)And in the kingston township (yeah, yeah)Well be bowling vancouver, bowling saskatoonSomeday theyll even be bowling on the moonI said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahLets go bowlingLets go bowling, got a couponLets go bowling, for free shoesLets go bowlingLets go bowling, lets go bowlingLets do it now
