Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God Lyrics
The lord above,Sent his only sonTo spread the word of godTo everyone.Jesus cured the lepersAnd he healed the lameBut he left the bald menWith their pain...Oh mighty lordIve lost what I hadIve suffered the fateOf my old dad.Ive looked in the hillsThe valleys everywhereBut I cannot seeWhy you took my hair.Im losing my hair (losing my hair)Im losing my hair (losing my hair)What was on my head (above us all)Is no longer thereWhen you see the light (ooooh)Its my foreheads glareOh dont you care (hey you up there!)That Im losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)I try to prayAnd I try to grieveIve tried the wigAnd Ive tried the weave.Ive tried the transplantAnd Ive tried the graftBut my hairIs thinning fast.Oh mighty lordWhyd you take my hair?Are you making a carpetFor heavens stairs?To warm the feetOf the chosen souls?But in the meantimeMy heads getting cold.Im losing my hair (losing my hair)Im losing my hair (losing my hair)What was on my head (above us all)Is no longer thereWhen you see the light (ooooh)Its my foreheads glareOh dont you care (hey you up there!)That Im losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)We are your childrenAnd we are blessedBut most of my hairIs now on my chest.In your own wisdomYou took it off my headWhy couldnt you justStrike me blind instead?Oh lord aboveOn judgement dayWill you forgive meFor my toupee?And when I marchThrough the gates of pearlCan I have hairIn your afterworld?Im losing my hair (losing my hair)Im losing my hair (losing my hair)What was on my head (above us all)Is no longer thereWhen you see the light (ooooh)Its my foreheads glareOh dont you care (hey you up there!)That Im losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)Yeah! Im losing my hair, Im losing my hair. but I know a lot of people out there losing their hair too. and I know, every night you pray to god, dontcha? (yeah.) yeah you do, dontcha? you prGod to give you more hair. you wake up the next morning, you go in that shower, you look in that drain! and theres your hair. it aint on your head no more.But, you know, maybe your calls just not getting through. gods a busy man, and, and a lot of people try to get him on the intergalactic telephone. but, but maybe, maybe if we all pray togetherLl get gods phone to wing (ring)! thank ya, so give me an amen! (amen.) amen! (amen.) come on, amen! (amen.) amen!Oh yeah! the phone is ringing! the phone is ringing! gods picking it up, I think we might have woken him up, he might be a little bit grumpy. but it doesnt matter ? cause were going to tell hiT we want, arent we? (yeah.) arent we? (yeah.)I need help for my scalp. (help for my scalp!)Oh give me help for my scalp! (help for my scalp!)Oh yeah! I feel the power, the power of the lord! its in me! its all around me! this man - this man has split ends on the end of his head! let those split ends be healed!(follicle. miracle.Follicle. miracle.)Oh mighty lordUp on your throneI gotta knowDo you use a comb?Is your hair wavy?Is your hair blond?Is it curly?Or is it gone?Is to be baldTo be the man?? cause all the monksHave heads that shine.If thats your wayThen I dont care.Id sell my soulTo get more hair!Im losing my hair (losing my hair)Im losing my hair (losing my hair)What was on my head (above us all)Is no longer thereWhen you see the light (ooooh)Its my foreheads glareOh dont you care (hey you up there!)That Im losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)Im losing my hair (losing my hair)Im losing my hair (losing my hair)What was on my head (above us all)Is no longer thereWhen you see the light (ooooh)Its my foreheads glareOh dont you care (hey you up there!)That Im losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)Oh dont you care?Oh dont you careThat Im losing my hair?Transcribed by ellen and andrew kaye-cheveldayoff