Arrogant Worms - Particle Board Lyrics
Well my baby came at me with a 2x4So I fought her off with sandpaperIt was 60 grit, it was really roughAnd it made a lot of sawdustBut we patched things up with love and glueWe went to the church and said "I do"Our honeymoon was at a hardware storeOur love's a lot like particle boardParticle Board, it ain't got no grainUnless you paint it with a darkwood stainParticle Board, it doesn't take no brains to know thatOur love's a lot like particle boardWell I heard the train come rolling byWith cattle on board, so we decidedWe should drop everything and hop that trainAnd take a one-way trip to the slaughterhouseWell we stared at the cattle as they took the walkTo meet the man who worked the sawWe stared at the blood and the guts and the goreIt looked an awful lot like particle boardParticle Board, it ain't got no grainUnless you paint it with a darkwood stainParticle Board, it doesn't take no brains to know thatOur love's a lot like particle boardWe made love on a flat bed truckShe worried about getting splinters in her buttI said don't think about those problems when we rutThe deck's made of particle boardAhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhParticle board, you could make a dresserOr a shelf or a hutch or an ottomanYou could leave it like it is or paint it upIt's still gonna be made of particle boardParticle board, it's useful stuffIt's stronger than glue, it's better than fluffIt sounds like a simile and that's enoughTo say that our love's a lot like particle boardOur love's a lot like particle boardOur love's a lot like particle boardOur love's a lot like particle boardAhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhParticle Board!
