Arrogant Worms - Really Scary Lyrics
It's the most frightening thing in the worldIt's the scariest sight I've ever seenThe most chilling visualThe most terrifying sceneIt's awful, it's crappy, it's monstrous, it's badIt's really really hugeIt's a fat man in a SpeedoI'm walking on a beach in a tropical isleHoping to enjoy the sand and surfWhen I see a mound of baby-oiled fleshRolling and a broiling in the foamThe only thing that's holding thisExplosion of Caucasian isA tiny red synthetic coloured threadI try to sink it in the sandAnd entomb it in a castle butIt always manages to break freeThe fat man in a SpeedoI'm having nightmaresI'm scared to open my eyesI try to free myselfBy going to the buffetBut there he isHe even eats in his SpeedoI take up a collection at the bar the next dayAnd everybody gives to the causeTo rent a helicopter that will take this whaleTo Cuba and free the horizon from his bulkWe have a celebrationIn one of his indentationsAnd throw a bowl of jello in the airWe think we've escaped and our scenery is clearBut in comes a plane from GermanyThirty fat German men wearing Speedos!
