Arrogant Worms - Sam Guy From Quincy Lyrics
Whos the guy with all the tests? hesSam, the guy from quincy!A white lab jacket, a hypodermicSam, the guy from quincy!He doesnt care if youre alive or deadHell perform an analysis of your headFind out if youve bleached your hairTry and fool him if you dare, hesSam, the guy from quincy!Oh yeah!Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopWas that dead guy poisoned or stabbed, just askSam, the guy from quincy!Was his scar caused by a fork, just askSam, the guy from quincy!He knows all of the spectrographic analyserBlood count, sperm count, hemoglobin levelHe knows how many hairs are on your headHe knows when the coffees ready, hesSam, the guy from quincy!Oh yeah!Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopWhere would television be without him?Sam, the guy from quincy!Theres nobody else whos earned our trust except forSam, the guy from quincy!Although he deserves, he never gets top-billedOnly gets the girl if shes been killedAlways the bridesmaid, never the bridePoor sams only along for the ride, hesSam, the guy from quincy!Oh yeah!Sam, the guy from quincy!Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopHes sam!
