Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy Lyrics
Who's the guy with all the tests? he'sSam, the guy from "quincy"!A white lab jacket, a hypodermicSam, the guy from "quincy"!He doesn't care if you're alive or deadHe'll perform an analysis of your headFind out if you've bleached your hairTry and fool him if you dare, he'sSam, the guy from "quincy"!Oh yeah!Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopWas that dead guy poisoned or stabbed, just askSam, the guy from "quincy"!Was his scar caused by a fork, just askSam, the guy from "quincy"!He knows all of the spectrographic analyserBlood count, sperm count, hemoglobin levelHe knows how many hairs are on your headHe knows when the coffee's ready, he'sSam, the guy from "quincy"!Oh yeah!Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopWhere would television be without him?Sam, the guy from "quincy"!There's nobody else who's earned our trust except forSam, the guy from "quincy"!Although he deserves, he never gets top-billedOnly gets the girl if she's been killedAlways the bridesmaid, never the bridePoor sam's only along for the ride, he'sSam, the guy from "quincy"!Oh yeah!Sam, the guy from "quincy"!Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopBop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wopHe's sam!
