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Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested Lyrics

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  • There wont be any presents this christmas
  • No goodies in your stocking
  • The milk and cookies that the children left out
  • Will be left untouched beside the sink
  • The reindeer will be staying in their pens this year
  • The elves havent built any thing
  • cause santa got arrested
  • Last christmas day
  • Police got calls on 911
  • About a red-suited man who weighed a ton
  • There was a clear trail of evidence pointing north
  • This was the seventh time it happened on december 24th
  • The mounties reached the north pole
  • They found it was outside their jurisdiction
  • They called up interpol, the finnish police
  • To facilitate the suspects extradition
  • They knocked on the door of a well-marked shop
  • With a warrant for the owners apprehension
  • Then santa got arrested
  • Christmas day
  • Santa was charged with b&e
  • His council advised he plead guilty
  • There was footage of the crime running on tv
  • And photographs of little children sitting on his knee
  • The judge expressed concern about the risk of recidivism
  • His sentence was commuted
  • He got a bond of nonassociation with the elves
  • And his reindeer licence was suspended
  • He says hes giving up all of his former life
  • And now he wants to be a dental assistant
  • cause santa got arrested
  • Santa got arrested
  • Santa got arrested
  • Last christmas day

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