Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned Lyrics
Let me tell you a story about scary nedScariest guy to ever wet a bedHe had hands on his arms and eyes on his headBut they werent hisHed go down to the market and try to scare the fishHe said that they bothered him, they werent his favorite dishThen hed go down to the highway and pretend that he was deadThat just the way he was, creepy scary nedOoohh oohhhhh scary nedNed loved halloween cuz he didnt need a maskHed steal the childrens candy, he didnt even askHed sit right down in front of them and then hed start to eatHed tell them they were better off cuz that stuff can rot your teethOoohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh scary nedA strange glow would come from his place late into the nightHed watch t.v. til the dawn, you know that aint rightIf he started to get tired hed rub sauerkraut on his headThats just the kind of guy he was, good old scary nedOoohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh scary nedHe had a face his mother didnt loveWhen people saw on the street they often said uughh!Sometimes late at night hed walk aloneHed be reciting stuffBad sounding stuffIcky awful stuffBut when you got to know him, he werent so badOoohh oohhhhh scary nedOoohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh scary nedOoohh oohhhhh scary ned [this repeats to end over talking- k]Hes pretty scaryScary nedReally scaryScary nedHes scaryHence the nameScary nedI saw him yesterdayHe said hiI got scaredcause hesScary nedIf he werent scaryI supposed hed be calledLike, happy nedAnd who wants to hear a song aboutHappy ned (happy ned)
