Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, & Rrsp's Lyrics
As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and rollPlaying in stadiums with every ticket soldSeven figure income from a six string guitarDating gorgeous women and drivin custom carsThen it happened when my record went goldNow Im thinking whatll I do when I get old?Cant live forever as the king of rockThats why Im investing in some blue chip stockI got sex, drugs, and rrspsIm a rock and roller with financial securitySex, drugs and rrspsIm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.Im a modern rebel with a causeI like finding loopholes in the new tax lawsMy fans are reading bout me in the rolling stoneWhile Im talking to my broker on the telephone.On stage I run around like some animalBut all my moneys in a compound annualThis life is dangerous but I dont carecause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!I got sex, drugs, and rrspsIm a rock and roller with financial securitySex, drugs and rrspsIm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.We used to be such a happy band..Phil and nick and bob and stanBut phil choked on his vomitAnd then nick choked on his vomitAnd then stan choked on his vomitAnd then so did bob.What a bunch of idiots!Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to mecause now Im getting all their royaltiesThey would have spent them on women and boozeBut me I got commodities that just cant lose!I got sex, drugs, and rrspsIm a rock and roller with financial securitySex, drugs and rrspsIm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.I got sex, drugs, and rrspsIm a rock and roller with financial securitySex, drugs and rrspsIm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.Im a guitar hero with mortgage equity.Im a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!Hey guys, I brought beer!History is made by stupid peopleScott became famous for freezing to death in antarcticaColumbus made history thinking some island was indiaGeneral custers a national hero for not knowing when to runAll of these men are famousAnd theyre also very dumbHistory is made by stupid peopleClever people wouldnt even tryIf you want a place in the history booksThen do something dumb before you dieNobility are famous for no reasonMary antoinette enjoyed her cakeShe caused a revolution when she would not shareAnd her husband lost his head for that mistakeThe hindenburg was a giant zepplinIts makers made a minor oversightBefore they filled it up with explosive gasThey should have fixed the no-smoking lightcause...History is made by stupid peopleClever people wouldnt even tryIf you want a place in the history booksThen do something dumb before you dieTally-ho! tally-ho!Our king and countrys honour we will save!Tally-ho! tally-ho!Were marching into history and the grave!So if your son and daughter seem too lazySitting there watching bad tvJust remember you should be quite gratefulAt least they are not making historycause...History is made by stupid peopleClever people wouldnt even tryIf you want a place in the history booksThen do something dumb before you dieYes...Do something dumb before you dieYes...Do something dumb before you die
