Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song Lyrics
Often on the weekend Ill jump in my carI wont fill up the tank although Im going farAnd if somebody asks me if Im going to a barIll say Im shopping cross the border in the usaI dont go down there to buy my groceriesI respect our farmers and our factoriesI dont believe that local means its poor in qualityIts just our goddamn prices are too high(if he stays away for just two days)Ill get one hundred dollars duty-freeIf it adds to more I wont claim it for(he wont declare the products if theyre in his trunk)Although it is canada that I call homeI dont cheer for the yankees when Im in the domeI didnt swell with pride during the desert stormIts just that I dont want to pay the tax(its just that hes too cheap to pay the tax)(yes, its just like this, hes a loyalist)Ill only shop at malls that fly our flag(and hell tell bob rae that he just wont pay)Unless I need my unemployment benefits(get a job, get a job, get a job)Now everyone is doing the same thing as meTheyre doing what they can to beat the gstTheyre lining up for miles at the duty-freeSo I bought a jc pennys store in buffalo(so everybody come on down to buffalo)(cause if you stay away for just two days)Youll get one hundred dollars duty-freeThough its not at par itll still go farAnd it ends up in the pockets of a country man(it ends up in the pockets of a country man)Oh, canada.
