Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song Lyrics
The tables set ant the turkeys outChristmas is here, let out a shoutThe familys gathered all aboutChristmas, christmas is here!Everyone is wearing big smilesThey all try to act nice for a whileThen george calls his in-laws vileChristmas, christmas is here!Always at one time of the yearWhen everyones problems disappearAnd everyone smiles from ear to earChristmas, christmas is here!George has been drinking a lotHe just cant keep out of the sauceHe says his wifes been screwing her bossChristmas, christmas is here!Margaret throws her food in his facePeople are hungry, its really a wasteThen she screams, how does that taste?Christmas, christmas is here!Always at one time of the yearWhen everyones problems disappearAnd everyone smiles from ear to earChristmas, christmas is here!George picks up the carving knifeWeilds it around and starts to sliceHenry *****s his shotgun twiceChristmas, christmas is here!Henry says, hey, whats the deal?Just sit down and finish your mealOr Ill pump you full of steel!Christmas, christmas is here!Always at one time of the yearWhen everyones problems disappearAnd everyone smiles from ear to earChristmas, christmas is here!Police arrive just after eightResponding to a noise complaintOpen the door, what a grisly fateChristmas, christmas is here!Fa la la and deck the hallsBlood was spattered on the wallsMerry christmas, one and all!Christmas, christmas is here!Always at one time of the yearWhen everyones problems disappearAnd everyone smiles from ear to earChristmas, christmas is here!Always at one time of the yearWhen everyones problems disappearAnd everyone smiles from ear to earChristmas, christmas is here!
