Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song Lyrics
Young Derrick would love to take my orderHe works at the coffee place just up the streetHe's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of TexasHe's my coffee enemyWould you like a mochacino?Or perhaps a cappucino?Or maybe a frappucino?Said Derrick wearing the chinosAll I really want is a cup of coffeeSo strong the spoon stands up just a cup of coffeeAll I really want is a cup of coffeeGive me a friggin' cup of coffee, DerrickYou should try out biscottiOr a low-cal cabbage cookieThis muffin's only 3.50And what's super great is that it's fat freeDon't wanna smell like an espressoWith your coffee scented soapMaybe you should have some chai teaOr maybe join me in some tai chiAll I really want is a cup of coffeeIn a non-biodegradable cup just a cup of coffeeAll I really want is a cup of coffeeGive me a friggin' cup of coffeeOh Derrick why won't you listen to meI don't want a magazine or a CDI don't want a latte or a frappeJust give me a coffee that doesn't taste crappeAll I really want is a cup of coffee (3X)Give me a friggin' cup of coffeeAll I really want (3X)Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick
