Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song Lyrics
Gonna go out and play some golf ya, yaGonna go out and play some golfMy golf bag's full of the latest stuffI'm gonna go out and play some golfMy putter alone was a thousand bucksI'm gonna go out and suck at golfThink I better take a muligan ya, yaThink I better take a mulliganI put my ball in the pond againI think I better take a mulliganI tee it up and take a swing and then SPLASHCan I get another mulligan?Get up get up get up get up get upa get down get down,Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurrySLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWNDont hit the tree dont hit the treePlease hit the treeThere must be something wrong with my clubsAll my friends hit it farther than meYA all my friends hit it farther than meI just hope I clear the ladies teeEveryobody hits it farther than meJust 8 more strokes then I reach a par 3That kid just hit it farther than meGet up get up get up get up get upA get down, get downHurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurrySlow down ball, slow down down downDont hit the tree dont hit the treePlease hit the treeI took a day off for thisNever be as good as Tiger Woods no noNever be as good as Tiger WoodsMy balls always goin off into the woodsNever be as good as Tiger WoodsI'm hookin' my arms and I'm pullin my woods (What?)Never be as good as Tiger WoodsGet up get up get up get up get upa get down get down,Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurrySLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWNDont hit the tree dont hit the treeHit the tree hit the treeI really hate this stupid game
