Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday Song Lyrics
Once a year we celebrateWith stupid hats and plastic platesThe fact that you were able to makeAnother trip around the sunAnd the whole clan gathers roundAnd gifts and laughter do aboundAnd we let out a joyful soundAnd sing that stupid songHappy birthday!Now youre one year older!Happy birthday!Your life still isnt over!Happy birthday!You did not accomplish muchBut you didnt die this yearI guess thats good enoughSo lets drink to your fading healthAnd hope you dont remind yourselfThe chance of finding fame and wealthDecrease with every yearDoes it feel like youre doing lapsAnd eating food and taking napsAnd hoping that someday perhapsYour life will hold some cheerHappy birthday!What have you done that matters?Happy birthday!Youre starting to get fatterHappy birthday!Its downhill from now onTry not to remind yourselfYour best years are all goneIf cryogenics were all freeThen you could live like walt disneyAnd live for all eternityInside a block of iceBut instead your time is setThis is the only life you getAnd though it hasnt ended yetSometimes you wish it mightHappy birthday!You wish you had more moneyHappy birthday!Your lifes so sad its funnyHappy birthday!How much more can you take?But your friends are hungrySo just cut the stupid cakeHappy birthday!Happy birthday!Happy birthday, dear...(random calling out of names, including ralph, bill, ralph kramden,Skippy, the bush kangaroo, and the b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu- that leads intoDangerous)
