Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song Lyrics
Me work hard five days a weekSweeping garbage from the streetCome home not want book to readNot nuff pictures for me seeSit right down in favourite chairWearing only underwearFavourite night is saturday nightcause me can watch hockey fightsMe like hockey! me like hockey!Me no like pro basketballcause me short and they all tallBaseball slow like forrest gumpcept when robbie spits on umpWrestlemania not so greatMe like to see hulk hogan skateTv soccer not that hotYou play bad then you get shotMe like hockey! me like hockey!Swedish players must be geekscause they still got own real teethNot like finnish players namesWhats a teemu anyway?Russians worst in historyGot stupid names like valerieMe like sergei federovMe like him more if head were offHa ha ha!Me like hockey! me like hockey!Me like hockey! we like hockey!Please mister linesman let the players fightPlease mister linesman let the players fightPlease mister linesman let the players fightPlease mister linesman let the players fightLet them fight, let them fight, let them fightLet them fight, let them fight, let them fightLet them fight, let them fight!Friends come over put game onArgue then we lay bets downGot bag of chips and case of budShould last til end of first periodBut yankees they win the world cupMe think they cheat use glowy puckMaybe if we want to win herMaybe we should play in winterMe like hockey! me like hockey!Me like hockey! me like hockey!Yeah!
