Arrogant Worms - The Last Sensitive Cowboy Lyrics
When you hear that Im a cowboy and I work the cattle trailYou probably assume Im big and tough (big and tough)But the trails worn me down, I dont wanna hang aroundIve just about had enough (had enough)You see, I like a cup of espressoAnd I like to read my people magazineI coordinate my chaps but everybody laughsAnd say they dont like that shade of greenOh no, its trueIm a sensitive cowboy and I dont know what to doOh no, its kinda strangeIm the last sensitive cowboy on the rangeWell I try to eat a healthy balanced dietBut they all eat their brown beans from the canThey all have to smoke about six packs a dayYoud think they was the marlboro man (*gasp* smooth *cough*)And they dont like to go to see the operaOn friday nights when they get paidAnd they dont help me bring in the hanging plantsEvery time theres a native american raidOh no, its trueIm a sensitive cowboy and I dont know what to doOh no, its kinda strangeIm the last sensitive cowboy on the rangeCowboy life sure is different these days. why brand yer cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? why have a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out there? nobody drinks and buCks any more. besides, were all switchin over to eatin salt-reduced tofu jerky. and if yer gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure yer usin an effective sunblock.Oh no, its trueIm a sensitive cowboy and I dont know what to doOh no, its kinda strangeIm the last sensitive cowboy on...Oh no, its trueIm a sensitive cowboy and I dont know what to doOh no, its kinda strangeIm the last sensitive cowboy on the range
