Arrogant Worms - The Monkey Song Lyrics
If you believe in Darwin's theoryI'm not saying you have to but it's an interesting theoryDarwin said we all evolve from monkeysIf his theory is accurate and who am I to say?Does the opposite work going the other way?If it does I wanna devolve back to a monkeyI wanna be a monkey that's for sureI wanna be a monkey like Curious GeorgeI would sit around all day just eating bananasI might be ***** or just wear pyjamasAnd make my money appearing in hilarious moviesMonkey see, monkey doThat would be my excuseIt's not my fault, I'm just a monkey who can seeI wanna be a monkey, that'd be niceI wanna be a monkey, eating other monkey's liceWhen they say it's so easy that a monkey could do itI'd be more than happy to prove itThen you'd know for sure if it was easy or notAnd if you wanna see the home of Michael JacksonI could provide some simian distractionCuz we all know monkeys are Michael's second biggest weaknessI wanna be a monkey yes I doI wanna be a monkey and fling my pooI wanna be a monkeyI'd be agape if I was an apeWhat a thrilla to be a gorillaIt would rock to be a macaqueI wanna be a monkey
