Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Lyrics
When christmas rolls around santas in his shopManaging his elves and trying to cut costsHis plant is out of date, it needs modernizationHe has quite a large debt accumulationElves are expensive, they do not come cheapYou would not believe the bills for the heatSanta stands to lose everything he ownsIf he defaults on yet another of his loansThings are looking bad for santaHe can slip down chimneys but he cant balance accountsThings are looking bad for santaIf he wrote a cheque it probably would bounceHe hires an accountant to come and adviseThe accountant says that he has been unwiseEven if the costs were cut down drasticallyIts still hard to make money giving things away for freeSanta claus decides to wipe the slate cleanLays off half the elves and buys modern machinesThen he auctions off all unnecessary stockHe gets a lot for rudolf from ripleys believe it or notThings are looking bad for santaHes made all sorts of changes but it hasnt fixed a thingThings are looking bad for santaMisses claus has left him and the elves are picketingHey! hey! ho! ho! the big fat pig has got to go!Hey! hey! ho! ho! the big fat pig has got to go! (hes gotta go!)Santas had enough, he locks the elves outsideButchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hidesSells his shop to disney and leaves the north poleTo go find cheaper labour down in mexicoFeliz navidad (ho ho ho )Feliz navidad (ho ho ho )Feliz navidad, la la la bamba, feliz navidad (another margarita, senorita)Feliz navidad (have you been a good girl this year? )Feliz navidad (heres a couple of extra pesos)Feliz navidad, la la la bamba, feliz navidadHo ho ho!
