Arrogant Worms - Trip To Greece Lyrics
There's nothing good on the T.V (On his trip to Greece)And there's no toga parties(On his trip to Greece)So I see the ruins there(On his trip to Greece)They could sure use some repair(On his trip to Greece)The first day all I eat is lots and lots of souvlakiFor it's the only word that I can speakBut it goes right through me, which is bad, because GreekPlumbing peaked in 400 B.CGet souvenirs for my Ma(On his trip to Greece)That were made in China(On his trip to Greece)Then down to the beach I go(On his trip to Greece)To see something cultural(On his trip to Greece)For I had heard the girls sunbathe in the European wayA bigger fan of that you'll never findWhen I see that it's true, I take off my top tooMy pasty body making them all blindI get water in my ear(On his trip to Greece)Which makes it kind of hard to hear(On his trip to Greece)It isn't bad 'cause already(On his trip to Greece)All they say is Greek to meHe thinks this joke is so funnyThat he says repeatedly(On his trip to Greece)I thought I drank a bottle full of water but it was ouzo,Now I'm going to pass out in the sandOh, if once again the mood hits me to go to some foreign countryI am going to go to Disneyland
