Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan Lyrics
Im out on the range, surveying the landThinking of the job thats to be doneMy life is hard but I dont mindMen like me, thats how the west was wonI stand the pain and the sufferingFor on the trail I am the kingOn doors I knock and on bells I ringAlways sure that I will get the salecause I am dan the insurance salesmanIn a beat-up chevrolet I do rideI rope them in and tie them up and bind them legallyAnd on the dotted line I make them signHi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!The door swings wide and I sense my preyReady to fall victim to my pitchI tell him all about the planWith all of its inherent benefitsIf you lose an arm its a thousand bucksLose both of them and get twice as muchAnd if you should die, well then, bless your luckYoull just be raking in the cashcause I am dan the insurance salesmanIn a beat-up chevrolet I do rideI rope them in and tie them up and bind them legallyAnd on the dotted line I make them signHi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!The sucker signs, the deed is doneIts time for me to get back on the roadA lonely man out on the landWhere the wind can blow so coldI ride into the setting sunWith the knowledge of a job well doneBut I cant rest until everyoneHas become properly insuredcause I am dan the insurance salesmanIn a beat-up chevrolet I do rideI rope them in and tie them up and bind them legallyAnd on the dotted line I make them signHi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!Yes, I am dan the insurance salesmanIn a beat-up chevrolet I do rideI rope them in and tie them up and bind them legallyFor on the dotted line I make them sign
