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I'm lying here on your couch feeling lousy

My life's a great big mess

I'm crying here and all you've done

Is perscribe me lots of drugs

I can't stay on your Prozac

Cause it's making me itch

I can't stay on your Zoloft

Cause it's making me twitch

I said I'm sick of all this medicine

So just stuff your little pitch

I found an alternative

Cause yesterday

I turned on the tube

And some bald headed dude

Started telling me what to do

And I swear

I don't need your pills

Just give me some cable

And let me watch Dr. Phil

I need Dr. Phil

My eyes are glued to the screen as he lectures me

He tells me to get a grip

And all of the other shows they were different

Maybe Dr. Phil can help

I can't stand my lifestyle

Cause it's making me fat

I'm afraid to make commitments

Tell me what is up with that

I trying to potty train my kid again

But he's being a little brat

I think I'll write in today

Cause he cares

That I had an affair

And that I'm losing my hair

And that life can be so unfair

And I swear

I don't need your pills

Just give me some cable

And let me watch Dr. Phil

I need Dr. Phil

He knows

That I'm watching his show

And that my job really blows

And that I like wearing pantyhose

And I swear

I don't need your pills

Just give me some cable

And let me watch Dr. Phil

I need Dr. Phil

My friends think I'm a mama's boy

But I tend to disagree

I'm still living with my parents

And I'm turning forty-three

I said I need to wash my hands again

Cause I'm feeling OCD

I think I'll write in today

Cause he's the man

With the seven step plan

And I'm his biggest fan

He's my Shady and I'm his Stan

And I swear

I don't need your pills

Just give me some cable

And let me watch Dr. Phil

I need Dr. Phil

He says

I need to get real

I need to get smart

I need to get going here

And I swear

I don't need your pills

Just give me some cable

And let me watch Dr. Phil

I need Dr. Phil

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