Bob Ricci - Hermaphrodite Lyrics
[Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down]I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mindIt seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a findThere's just one problem and I don't mean to be rudeBut I think my woman is a dudeMy baby's gender is ambiguous to meAnd I've seen the Springer showJ just way too much to be at easeIs she man or woman, a rooster or a hen?Is she a Barbie or is she a Ken?I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a manSay what's your name again?Samantha or did you say it's Sam?I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphroditeYou call me weird, you call me freakCause my girl's genetically uniqueBut I take advantage of the things that we hold common toShe watches sports and works on carsShe even programs VCRsDon't tick her off cause she can bench 300 poundsI may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a manI'd give a million bucks to find out if she sits or she standsI can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphroditeI may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a manPlease tell me does she have testosterone or estrogen glandsI can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphroditeYeahI may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a manShould I risk finding out or run away as fast as I can?I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphroditeShe's a dudeShe's a dudeShe's a dude
